This story is a work of fiction non of the characters or the incidents mentioned in this story is true.
Ye uss samay ki baat hai jab maine apne MBA ki padhai puri kar li thi. Mai apne bare mu kuch bata du. Mai Delhi ka Rehne wala hu or mai ek normal family se belong krta hu. Bachpan se mai jab v kisi larki ko dekhta tha toa bus ek khwaaish hoti thi ki wo larki mere muh(Face) par baith jae or mai unke talwe v chatna chahta tha. Ye mera Pagalpan start kab hua ye toa mujhe yad nhi lekin. Dhire dhire ye mera obsession ban gya.
Jab mai MBA ki padhai krke Mumbai ja rha tha toa mujhe pata nhi tha ki kya hoga. Mujhe kaise job milenge. Maine Kuch jagah interview dia or finally mujhe ek multinational company me job mil gayi. Ye mere liye kaafi khushi ki baat thi. Office ka pehna din or jab mai training room me gya or waha maine apni trainer ko dekha Maine bhot si larkiyo ko dekha tha but wo kaafi khoobsoorat thi. Mai unke pair ko nihar rha tha. Mai unke talwe chatna chahta tha. Mai uss kursi se kaafi jealous ho rha tha jispar wo baithi thi. Mai chahta tha wo mere muh par baith jae or training session le. Kinna Aasan tha unke liye mere muh par baithna par v iska hona unna he mushkil. Mai har din unki gaand ko dekhta or sochta ki mai unki chumbaan kar lu. Isi tarah meri training puri hui. Or mai work floor pe aa gya.Meri dosti kaafi logo se hui. Unme se ek larki ka Naam muskan tha. Muskaan ki khoobsurati Taaji hawa k jhonko jaisi thi. Wo jab chalti toa lagta koi pari zammen par aa gayi hai. Hashti toa lgta jaise ho koi Apsara. Or wo mere se baat krti toa lagta meri dil bahar aa jaegi.. Mai kaafi khush Rehne laga. Mai usseh kehna chahta tha ki mai usle talwe k niche he apni jindagi bitana chahta tha. Mai chahta tha ki wo kursi pe nhi balki mere muh par baithe.. Kursi se mujhe ek alag jealousy feel hoti thi. Mai toa uski tatti v kha sakta tha wo inni khoobsurat thi. Waqt bitta gya or mai dhire dhire uske karib aane laga. Or uska khas dost ban gya wo mujhe Saari baate batati or mai v.. Ek din aesha aaya ki maine socha ki usse bata du ki mai uska gulam bnna chahta tha. Uski tatti dhona chahta tha. Or uski saliva ko apni muh Mein pina chahta tha.. Lekin himmat nhi hoti thi. Mai darta tha ki kahi mai ye dosti v na kho du. But fir ek din ham dono office k cafeteria me coffee pe rhe the, maine kaha ki mai usse kuch batana chahta tha. Or maine usse Saari baat ek saans me Keh dia. Wo hairan reh gayi ki wo banda jo ek multinational company me achche position par hai. Uski tatti khane ki khwahish rakhta tha or uske liye ek, "HUMAN FACE CHAIR" Bnna chahta tha. Uske liye ye sab bilkul new tha wo kaafi hairan thi or mai sharminda mehsus kar rha tha usse ye sab bata kar. Inney me usne kaha ki usee der ho rhi thi. Usne mere taraf fir dekha v nhi or na kuch kaha or usne apna purse uthaya or Chali gayi mai jaate jaate uske sandes ki awwaz ko sun rha tha or uski gaand ko nihaar rha tha mai gaand k rash ko pina chahta puri jindagi uske gaand k niche bitana chahta tha. Par jinna jada ye desire strong tha, unna he jyada mai sharminda v tha or mai janta tha ki wo ab mere se kv baat nhi kregi. Or yhi soch kar mera gala sukh rha tha. Mai ghar pohcha or mujhe khane ka v man nhi kara mai so gya. Agle din jab mai office pohcha toa wo mujhe Nafrat ki nigaho se dekh rhi thi or usne mujhe dekh kar v undekha kar dia maine usse samjhane ki kosis ki mai mazak kar rha tha or ki mai serious nhi tha bhot girgirane k Baad wo boli ki agar tum sharminda ho toa av apne ghutne pe khare hokar mere pair ko chum lo sabke samne. Mujhe yakin nhi hua ki wo asha kaise Keh sakti hai. Usne kaha ki agar mai asha nhi krunga toa wo mujhse baat kv nhi kregi. Mai jhat se zamin par let gya or uska pair apne muh par rakh kar bola, "Mai tumhare talwe k niche rhna chata hu mujhe maaf kar do or uske pair ko chumne laga asha krte hue mujhe uske friends dekh re the or hash re the. Par mere liye muskaan se jyada kuch or important nhi tha mai uske liye kisi ko Maar v sakta tha or khud v mar sakta tha. Ye toa kuch v nhi tha. Fir usne mujhe maaf kar dia or khud ki cabin me bulaya mai or wo waha par bilkul akele tha.
Wo mujhse puchne lagi ki kya mai waqai mein uske liye HUMAN FACE CHAIR bnna chahta tha. "Haan Iske siwa toa mai or kuch chahta v nhi" maine kaha. Wo smile krne lagi usne kaha, "Toa thik hai aaj mai ye kursi hata deti hu or tumhare muh par baith kar aaj k din ka pura kaam krungi.. Maine watch ki taraf dekha and then i realised ki av uski shift ko 7 hours Baaki the or uski shift 8 hours ki hoti thi. Mai ek taraf khush tha or excited tha whi dushri taraf jab wo waqai mere face pe baith na chahti thi toa dara hua v tha ki mai manage kar paunga ki nhi and how will i manage to breath with her full weight perched firmly on my face. But fir maine socha ki ye he wo pal tha jiska mujhe besabri se intezar tha. This was the moment I waited for, for my whole life and now it was coming to a realisation. Maine pucha ki wo office me kaise mere muhh par baithegi or jo koi dekh lega toa,? Toa tumhe kya, tum toa yhi chahte the n tum toa issi layak ho n" usne kaha.. Mai sharma gya or mai utha or kone me pari ek stool le aaya or uspar apna muh rakh dia Iss Tarah ki wo reverse way me mere muh par baith sake. Or maine kaha, "Aao muskaan baith jao meri muh pe tum 6.5 hours av v bache hai. Or aaj ka pura din mere muh pe baith kar he kaam krna, usne mujhe dekha or fir kuch soch kar apne cabin se bahar chali gayi. Mai apna muh stool pe rakh kar uske aane ka intezar kar rha tha. Kuch 10 min Baad wo aai. Usko dekhte he mera dil dhadakne laga. Wo aai or meri taraf apni gaand kar k khari ho gayi. Mai ye yakin nhi kar ra tha ki wo mere muh par 6 hours baithne wali thi or office ka kaam mere face pe baith kar krne wali thi.. Usne white colour ki tights phn rakhi thi or black top.. Sach kahu toa wo disha patani se kam nhi lag rhi thi. Wo aai or mere muh par baith gayi meri aankho k aage andhera cha gya, na mai kuch dekh sakta tha n mai kuch sun sakta tha. Bus uska pura weight mere muh ko dabaye hue tha, mai Saans nhi le pa rha tha. But sach pucho toa issi pal ka toa maine puri life intezaar kara tha or aaj koi chand si khoobsurat larki mere muh par inna casually baithi thi jaise mano mai uske liye insan hu he na wo mere muh par baith kar keyboard pe kuch type kar rhi thi or mai Iss moment ko apni jindagi ki kuch haseen yado ne baandh lena chahta tha. Uski gaand ki khushboo mujhe madhosh kar rha tha or mere face par baithi kuch important kaam kar rhi. Lekin ab kuch der ho gye the jab se wo mere muh par baithi thi or although mujhe kaafi maza aa rha tha still mai ek insan hu or mujhe saans leni thi or mujhe oxygen ki jaroorat thi. Or mai thora struggle show krne laga wo fir v baithi rhi. Maine apna face tedha kar k muh se saans lene ki kosis ki. Mai thori si oxygen le paya but wo kaafi nhi thi or muskan k wajan k under daba daba apne hath pao patakne laga or hairaani toa mujhe tab hui jab wo fir v nhi uthi or apna kaam mere muh par baeth kar krti rhi. Asha lag rha jaise mai behosh ho Jaunga uske weight se. Although wo kaafi light and beautiful hai but still i was a human or mujhe oxygen nhi mil rhi thi. Mai uske ass k niche rone laga ye realise krke ki maine usee ye sab btake galti toa nhi kari. Mujhe ye nhi samjh nhi aa rhi thi ki mai saans kaise lun, dhire dhire mere aansu uske jeans ko geela krne lage, wo mere rone ki Awaaz sun sakti thi lekin usne u suna kar dia or apne kaam me wo lagi rahi. Maine toa soch lia ki sayad muskan ne tho tarika nikala tha mujhe punish karne ka or sayad wo mujhe Mar dalna chahti thi. Inney me wo achanak se uthi or mujhe muh kholne ko kaha. Or mere muh me thook kar boli, "kya problem hai tumhe tum he chahte the n mere liye kursi bnna, You also wanted to spend the rest of your life Under my ass, ab kya hua..!" Issey phle ki mai firse tumhare muh par baithu mai tumhe remind krna chahti hu ki tum yhi chahte the.. Ye Keh k wo fir se mere muh par baith gyi or usne apni sandel Kholi or apni pao ko meri hatho pe rakh kar boli ki tu kya para hai bus ashe he jab mai kaam kar rhi hu toa tu v thori kaam kar le meri pao ko masaage de de. Asha Keh kar wo hashne lagi or fir wapas kuch type krne lagi. Mai uski gaand k niche daba hua tha or saans toa leni dur ki Baad mujhe Dard v kaafi ho rha tha asha lag rha tha ki meri naak hmesha k liye tedhi ho jaegi magar fir v mai uske pair ko massage dene laga or wo kaam krti rhi. Ye mujhe pata chal gya ki meri obsession jo HUMAN FACE CHAIR bnne ki thi wo asaan nhi thi real me bnna. Mai behoshi k kareeb pohch rha tha. Ki wo mere muh par se uthi or corner me pari laptop ko lia or apna laptop charge me lagaya or wapas aakar mere muh par baith gyi, thik issi tarah maine kisi tarah wo din bitaya or fir jab wo mere muh par se uthi toa mai inna weak ho gya tha ki uth v nhi paa rha tha. Meri ye situation dekh kar wo hashne lagi or mai sharm se useeh dekh v nhi pa rha tha. Mai kisi tarah khud ko sambha or mai uski cabin se nikalne he wala tha ki. Muskan boli, "Kahan ja rhe ho tum mera gulam bnna chahte the na toa mai tumhe ye btati hu ki mai tumhe apna gulam bnati hu aaj se tum mere ghar me rhoge or tum ye job chhor re ho. Mai hairaan tha mai usse mana toa nhi kar sakta tha kyuki muskan jaisi larki toa fursat Mein bnai jati hai. Wo apni car keys ko uthai or mai unke or mai unke piche piche chalne lga. Or unki body ki khoobsurati ko dhekne lga mujhe toa ab tak yakin nhi ho rha tha ki Mushkan ki khoobsurat larki waqai me pure din mere muh par baeth kar kaam kia tha or mai waqai uska gulaam bnne wala tha.
Jab muskan parking lot me pohch toa uski range rover samne he khari thi or usne keys lgaye start kare or mai uske sath front seat par baith gya car thori dur he chali thi muskan ne Gaadi rok dee or muje boli, "Ye car seat comfortable nhi hai I think I want to drive by sitting on your face. Mai utha or car ki driver seat k niche baitha apni neck ko piche jhuka kar maine apna sar Iss Tarah se rakh lia ki mai ab car ki sealing ko dekh pa rha tha. Car ka interior waqai me kaafi khubsurat tha lekin usseh khoobsurat thi Mushkan jo ki fir se mere muh par baethne wali thi or drive v krne wali thi. Isseh phle ki mai kuch sochta wo uski ass mere samne aa gyi or uski white jeans inni tight thi mujhe uske Panty ki border dikh rhi thi. Or chuki usswaqt June ka mahina tha garmi ki wajah se uski jeans paseene se bheegi hui thi or bus agle he moment me mai uss paseene se bheengi hui bum k niche tha. Usne apna sara weight mere muh par dal dia or car wapas se usne start kia or apne flat ki taraf nikal pari. Raste me kai baar mujhe asha laga jaise mai behosh ho jaungi but mai kisi tarah uske apartment par pohch gya or parking n lot me mai kisi tarah khud ko sambhal kar uski flat tak pohch gya. Flat me wo bilkul akeli rhti thi. Muskan ne mujhe apne sofe par let Jane ko kaha.. Maine waisa he kita or fir muskan mere muh par baith kar AC on kar di usne fir usne apni sandal khola or Usne TV on kar dia. Mai muskan k wajan k niche daba hua tha mai kaafi thaka hua v tha because of continuously being face sat. Meri naak uski weight se bhot Dard kar rhi thi or mai saans bilkul v nhi le pa rha. Or innsab baat se befikr hokar Muskan mere muh par baith kar TV dekh rhi thi or channels switch kar rhi thi. Ek baar meri puri life meri mere aankho k samne ghum gayi and I thought this was the end. Fir kya hua mujhe yad nhi. Jab mujhe hosh aaya toa mai whi sofe par leta tha lights off ho chuki thi muskan apne kamre me ja chuki thi or raat k 2 baj rhe the.
Lekin mai ye janta tha ki ye bus suruaat thi aaj Sunday tha. Or mujhe ye nhi ye nhi pata tha ki muskaan mere sath or kya kya krne wali thi.